Democratic National Alliance (DNA) Parliamentarian Anura Kumara Dissanayake at a seminar in Kandy last night (04 November) spoke about economic management in a novel way.
“A heard a nice joke that is going around these days….. what will a family do if they receive two cows? The best method would be to sell one cow and buy a bull for that money. In a country such as India it is said that the family would sell one cow and worship the other. But in Pakistan they won’t have a single cow but would keep claiming ownership of the Indian cows. In Italy they would have the two cows but they won’t be able to find the two cows” Anura Kumara quipped.
He then said that, however in Sri Lanka they would sell both cows and buy two bulls. One would be given to Mahinda while the other would be given to Ranil. Then both of them would go on to consume the entire country.
The bulls will eat up all the grass in the country. As such is the countries economy. There is absolutely no plan in our country’s economy, Mr Dissanayake said at the seminar.
